Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Wah wah

Teacher: "The manatee is related to the elephant. That means their genetic make-up is similar."

What student hears:

Teacher: "Manatees wah wah wah wah make-up wah wah."

Student reply: "Ms. M, manatees don't wear make-up."

Friday, October 29, 2010

Milk

Teacher: Cheetahs drink milk from their mothers until they are about 3 months. Then they can begin eating meat.

Student: Why don't they just hunt the cows and drink their milk?